blehh I realise that I should make your reading worthwhile by sharing either funny or revealing information on this portal. So sorry to disappoint then, I’m doing neither. I don’t have the courage to confess and I certainly lack the wit… -rolls eyes-
I am looking for the purpose in life (what else is new people…) After mulling around and getting Madonna’s Hard Candy whacked into my head on repeat, I THINK I FINALLY REALISED! LOVE, SEX AND MAGIC (thanks ciara…) IS THE ONLY THING LEFT LIVING FOR. And BITCH NO, it does not mean I am reading more harry potter erotica…
Dear Ephraim, it brings me great pleasure. and i MEAN great pleasure, to inform you that i have decided to act upon your INGENIOUS idea and construct an entire new series surrounding magic and folklore and the use of magical wands as dildos. Email me at imintomakingdildosnow@jkrowling.com.uk and maybe we could meet someday to discuss about writing more HP erotica? Ciao love.