the touch

Because CAP is next week, I shall attempt to be more literary and read some poems.

Not a red rose or a satin heart.

I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.

Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.

I am trying to be truthful.

Not a cute card or a kissogram.

I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.

Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding-ring,
if you like.

Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.

Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy

Très Stupid

This is what happens when you marry French Vogue with LOLCATS!

let me fly away

This is one of the reasons why I need money. And I so want this over a cliff NOW! WITH THE RAGING SEA BELOW MY FUCKING FEET.

you never notice

Please let it be Friday already.

well… at least its major

Christian Lacroix Spring/Summer 2009, Opening Gala (tickets @ $400)
6 May 2009, 7pm

Gareth Pugh Autumn/Winter 2009 brought to you by Microsoft Advertising - SOLD OUT
7 May 2009, 7pm

The Ashley Isham Couture Showcase brought to you by Lee Hwa Jewellery - SOLD OUT
8 May 2009, 7pm

Marc by Marc Jacobs brought to you by Samsung Mobile - SOLD OUT
8 May 2009, 9pm

Vivienne Westwood AW 09/10 Anglomania Show - SOLD OUT
10 May 2009, 8pm

No chance to hang out with the fashion posse. -randomsademoticon-

URBAN is hilarious. I love how Noelle Loh gives weak excuses for doyenne Vivienne Westwood’s inability to move her British arse down here to grace Audi Fashion Week. She artfully claims that ‘[Westwood's] physical absence from the festival speaks of a defiance that only she can pull off”. ‘She will not be here next Sunday because “she is watching her carbon footprint and doesn’t like to fly unless it is absolutely necessary”‘. Yes we understand perfectly; surely no one expects the Queen of punk-rock-chic to swing her legs over a goth-purple motorcycle careen across Asia. BUT Madame Westwood, you could have at least snapped your ring encrusted fingers at your assistant, commanding them to find green transport to Singapore! I heard environmentally friendly planes are so in this season.

ANYWAY This probably is shallow; but absenting oneself from school probably speaks of the same defiance only a special someone can pull off (: No dissing intended. I don’t even have my -bish plz- face on.

China’s Rainbow Connection

I miss the old folks at Tian Tan.  Beijing grannies possess more spark in them than us sad students back here.

case in point

Trust me. I am tired of putting effort into blogging. As such I have devised a painless and pointless method of writing. It’s incoherent, senseless and so ‘a la Singaporean étudiant’. Ohh and before MOE plants a bug on me like some cheap parasite, or sticks Iranian missiles into my lunchbox (but then again I don’t have one) I MUST clarify: It’s not that most kiddos write like this, I’m just incredibly bored; so let’s leave it at that. 

todayz i went to kap. eat big macs. uber cools, got alot of beef so i can eat until very shiok. anyways there, -insertrandomChinesename- veri funny, say he got fuck his girlfren yesterday. i dun belief him lorz. funny right? so young still can have this type of relation, so sianzzz. i wish i have lor. after eat finish then go back liaoz. walao school boring horx? 

anyway later go home i watch amercian idol. Adam Lambert super cool sia. i wish i can sings like that. maybe if i got some talent is better. then can earn more money. then my parents more happy right? aiya sian lah. 

k talk more tomorrow. bb!