burn on!
January 26, 2009

I don’t know why but this painting by Piet Mondrain speaks more CNY than those stupid half-assed renditions of oxes I see hanging around houses.
black is chic
January 22, 2009

Anna Wintour is silently judging ME
January 21, 2009

kitchen–trap
i knew our teeth could not be content
in old age, even with extra sugar wrapped
in parcels around our gauzed lips. after
my palms intruded the silent gaps
of your stumbling kiss and hard eyes,
i fell alone; like a grimy ballerina
tipping toe, then headfirst into coarse
spikes of icing, congealed in a frozen dance.
i never thought we could hold hands again,
under the oven’s soft glow. so orange,
so strange. someone forgot to take the mittens
from this burning room.
smell. i forgot the sting in my lungs
and your breathy voice of nameless
whispers pressing hard against my face.
i forgot flesh melting,
pooling in a soft knot around
our feet. you would strangle
me to this metal seat,
so i would die in bed.
- I’m sorry if you find this weird or bad, but I really did try. These are my real emotions.
EDIT – I KNOW THAT’S THE FACE YOU ALL ARE GIVING ME! -ANGRY- YEAAA… LOOK AT ANNA!
some things never really end
January 16, 2009

The same goes for many other things too.
Some attitude
January 8, 2009
What’s really of interest to you? More Madonna? Spicy secrets? Fleeting fashion? Fabulous French? Nuclear Wintour?
I think I shall stop just there. 2009 is a difficult year and I need my distractions.
Let’s crack some nuts!
January 1, 2009

Because seriously, this is the best way to kick off 2009. And for reference, those gals are gofugyourself are true geniuses. Never have I been more inspired to get fit or at least try hammering away at walnuts or macadamia nuts with my fists.
WE GET IT. You’ve REALLY been working out. Your muscles are amazing. You could crush a man’s skull with your quads. Every day, you crack walnuts in your arm pits. You have managed to do what Cher could not and actually turned back time. You’re now biologically a 24 year old professional male rock climber who just moonlights as a popular pop star (the positioning of the mic is a bit much, by the way). You are a creature unlike any other and will never age, we promise.Now, will you PLEASE PUT ON SOME PANTS?
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New Year Resolution? Forget to don pants and dress up like Jesus if I ever get to perform.